To whom it may concern:

I am aware that the mistletoe compels people to be affectionate. I am also aware that I apparently smell and taste delicious. However, I can tell when the mistletoe is in effect and when it is not. Stop using it as an excuse.

[OOC: Pretend this was posted yesterday -_-;;\

( there was evil in me long before all this )

[Paladin's handwriting is very shaky, there are areas of slight dampness on the paper--he'd been trying to wash it off to no avail, and his hands are still a little wet from that.]

Has anyone else been [very long pause] marked?

[annoyed, slightly wet, and a touch sticky writing is annoyed, slightly wet, and a touch sticky]

Do none of the soap bottles contain actual soap still?

Doctor Lezard--

My deep apologies for the delay, but I can't come in today due to the Tree's latest prank. I will be in tomorrow, and I'm willing to do whatever necessary to compensate for the late notice and absence.

Is there an incinerator or fire-pit anywhere? I need to burn these clothes.

[ooc: let's pretend this entry went up sometime ( Read more... )